Article - Take a tip from Murphy? , by Belinda
Levez
Murphy’s law states ‘If anything can go
wrong it will go wrong’. It’s creator, U.S. Air Force Captain Ed
Murphy, could easily have been talking about horse racing. You spend hours
studying the form, sorting out the best jockey and assessing the weights. You
pick out the most promising horse. Confident in your selection, you place your
bet. Since it can’t fail to lose, you bet a pot of money on it. Then you
sit back and wait for it to pass the winning post. Suddenly just when you least
expect it up pops Murphy’s Law.
There’s a long list of things that can and do go
wrong in horseracing. Horses can be temperamental creatures. Just getting a
reluctant horse into the starting stalls can sometimes be a problem. The
handlers do their best but are no match for a four legged equivalent of the
karate kid. Once safely installed the danger isn’t over. The horses can
thrash around injuring either themselves or the jockey. On occasion they dig
their feet in and simply refuse to race. When I was a betting shop manager in
the 80’s, Vodkatini was a horse that was notorious for refusing to race.
There was always a last minute rush of bets if the horse decided to co-operate
and run.
Jockey error is another cause for concern. The
jockey’s actions may result in a horse being disqualified. Races are run
at a fast pace with the jockeys making split second decisions. Their actions
can result in other horses being impeded, which may lead to disqualification.
Taking the wrong course can end up with the jockey facing a ban of several
days. Even the most successful jockeys are not immune to making mistakes.
Willie Shoemaker is famous for both winning and losing the Kentucky Derby. In
1957 he was in the lead when he mistook a trackside pole for the finishing
post. He stood up in his stirrups confident that he had won the race and was
overtaken by Iron Liege who went on to win by a nose.
Jump races pose all sorts of problems. You can train a
horse to jump but have no guarantee that it will co-operate on race day and
actually go over the fences. If the ground is wet a perfectly good horse may
simply slip and unseat its jockey. At other times a horse may take a dislike to
the jockey and throw him or her off. Once a horse has lost its rider it can
cause all sorts of mayhem by bringing down others. A skilled jockey may do his
best to avoid any trouble. But with no one to steer a loose horse it can career
and bump into others, costing them a place in the winner’s enclosure.
Sometimes events conspire to make a complete mockery
of horse racing. What can be worse than seeing your horse cross the finishing
line, the apparent winner only to have the race declared void. This happened
with the most famous race in the world. The Grand National, run at Aintree in
England, is a gruelling four and a half mile steeplechase over thirty
notoriously difficult fences. In 1993, a field of forty runners lined up at the
start. A demonstration by animal rights protesters led to a false start. The
horses were lined up again only to experience a second false start. This time
half the field took off. There was no way to recall the runners. Nine went on
to complete the race, which was won by jockey John White on Esha Ness. After a
steward’s enquiry the race was declared void. Trainer Jenny Pitman was in
tears, so too I expect were all the punters who had backed Esha Ness. However
it wasn’t all bad news for the punters. The bookmakers had to refund
£75 million that was staked on the race. Safeguards have now been put in
place to ensure it doesn’t happen again. A case of shutting the stable
door after the proverbial horse has bolted.
Sometimes completely mysterious things happen. In 1956
backers of Devon Loch, a horse owned by the Queen Mother, seemed certain of a
win. Jockey Dick Francis was in the lead and had a mere fifty yards to go to
victory. Suddenly the horse appeared to jump a phantom fence. With its front
and rear legs splayed, it spectacularly belly flopped on to the course. The
race has been analysed again and again with no one able to pinpoint the exact
cause.
All this proves that there’s no such thing as a
sure thing. With so many unpredictable things capable of happening, it pays to
be cautious with your bets. If you’re ever tempted to stake your life
savings on a horse, just spare a thought for Murphy.
(C) © Belinda Levez 2001 All rights reserved.
Belinda Levez is a former croupier with
London’s top clubs and author of the Teach Yourself How to Win series of
books. Read more by Belinda Levez on
Casinonet.
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